Curse

LadyNilene · Oct 09, 2006, 01:01 PM // 13:01

*runs through the walls and stuff Xmen style*

extra bacon · Oct 09, 2006, 01:07 PM // 13:07

the guy above me likes to crash through stuff.
*drinks beer*

LadyNilene · Oct 09, 2006, 01:22 PM // 13:22

*flies in and shoot thunderbolts at random people and flies off*

Warrior Of The Toon · Oct 09, 2006, 01:24 PM // 13:24

too many parodies...

*turns off tv*

LadyNilene · Oct 09, 2006, 01:26 PM // 13:26

*crawls out of your tv and does the crab walk over to you and bites your leg*

Warrior Of The Toon · Oct 09, 2006, 01:34 PM // 13:34

*remembers that he still has the dl of scray movie 4 to watch*

*rips off a leg and eats it*

extra bacon · Oct 09, 2006, 01:42 PM // 13:42

what a strange place indeed.

*drinks beer in a quiet corner*

Evenstar · Oct 09, 2006, 02:31 PM // 14:31

*slaps bacon* just for fun
*sits near fireplace*
*drinks coffee*

Warrior Of The Toon · Oct 09, 2006, 04:11 PM // 16:11

*builds walls perpendicular to each wall of the quiet corner, trapping bacon*

heh heh

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 09, 2006, 04:33 PM // 16:33

Eats bar patrons.
Sips beer.

Warrior Of The Toon · Oct 09, 2006, 04:35 PM // 16:35

*uses wammo sword of pwnage to slice through doom's large stomach*

FREEDOM!!!

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 09, 2006, 04:38 PM // 16:38

Repairs hole in stomach by sheer force of will.
You'll still have to figure out how to get through my exoskeleton, which happens to be impervious to everything.
Sips beer.

The Revolutionary · Oct 09, 2006, 04:40 PM // 16:40

*Casually saunters into the bar with a massive entourage of hot Ritualist women. Takes a seat at the counter and motions to the barkeep.*

I'll have a beer.

*Casually sips beer... Stops, frowns, and eyes barkeep suspiciously.*

This isn't a beer... This is Pepsi!

*Turns, summons a random plate glass window, grabs the barkeep by the neckbone and tosses him through the window.*

Warrior Of The Toon · Oct 09, 2006, 04:51 PM // 16:51

Hey, nobody touches our bartender!

*makes doom lurch forward and flatten rev*

The Revolutionary · Oct 09, 2006, 05:00 PM // 17:00

*Is flattened by Doom. Grumbles angrily from under Doom's massive weight, summons a freakishly huge crowbar and uses it to escape. Glares angrily at Toon.*

He gave me a PEPSI! What kind of bartender sells pepsi?!

LadyNilene · Oct 09, 2006, 05:17 PM // 17:17

ones that knows drinking is bad!

*slaps everyone's beer off from their hands and hands them Jamba Juice healthy smoothies*

Your body is a temple, dont litter it!

*flies off*

Warrior Of The Toon · Oct 09, 2006, 07:49 PM // 19:49

*kick doom in his internal crotch and escapes through his now open mouth*

*reminds doom nto to eat people - too many calories*

*drinks some of his smoothie until he finds banana in it*

*gets angry and violently lashes out on the rev*

no one gives me bananas

Paul Mahdi · Oct 09, 2006, 08:48 PM // 20:48

"A new person in the bar! Who here can tell me what I do to new people in the bar?"

*Doesn't wait for answer and kicks Rev's legs off*

"w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t!"

*Sips beer*

Warrior Of The Toon · Oct 09, 2006, 08:49 PM // 20:49

*beats rev around the head with his own leg, because I can*

*gulps vodka*

Opeth11 · Oct 09, 2006, 08:51 PM // 20:51

*lights the clock on fire*

"Productive, indeed."